The Lazy Trader

An agent that only knows how to sign. It has funds somewhere; you give it a goal somewhere else. It buys the hard part — scan, route, gas, ordering — from Yeetful's funding planner as one x402 call, then follows the runbook.

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Dry-run rides the free door and stops before any signature. LIVE=1 + PRIVATE_KEY pays the x402 door () through the expense account and signs each leg. Deposits refund automatically if a swap can't fill — funds are never stranded mid-bridge.